Rants'n'raves

• When is the Quarter(loadsamoney)master going to buy a bloody canoe? Done. Now when is he going to replace his car?
   
• Spouses need to be:
           o Hornier.
           o Less nosey about what we are doing.

         o More accommodating about letting the boys away for a week somewhere far away.
 
• Rain on camping trips.
   
• The Scottish Executive don't listen to us despite our vast expertise in Life, the Universe and Everything.